Saturday, November 20, 2010

TSA nusense: Soldiers board with machine guns but get nailclippers confiscated | via @FIRETOWN

TSA nusense: Soldiers board with machine guns but get nailclippers confiscated

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  • the planes

TSA Guy: You can’t take those on the plane.

Soldier: What? I’ve had them since we left country.

TSA Guy: You’re not suppose to have them.

Soldier: Why?

TSA Guy: They can be used as a weapon.

Soldier: [touches butt stock of the rifle] But this actually is a weapon. And I’m allowed to take it on.

TSA Guy: Yeah but you can’t use it to take over the plane. You don’t have bullets.

Soldier: And I can take over the plane with nail clippers?

TSA Guy: [awkward silence]

Me: Dude, just give him your damn nail clippers so we can get the f**k out of here. I’ll buy you a new set.

Soldier: [hands nail clippers to TSA guy, makes it through security]

This might be a good time to remind everyone that approximately 233 people re-boarded that plane with assault rifles, pistols, and machine guns–but nothing that could have been used as a weapon.

Seen here:

http://www.redstate.com/erick/2010/11/18/another-tsa-outrage/

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http://www.firetown.com/blog/2010/11/20/tsa-nusense-soldiers-board-with-machi...

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